Thursday, March 4, 2010

Life Lesson #1,453,313

Guys if any female, family or friend, asks the following question:
"Notice anything different about me?"

The only correct response to this question is:
"You know, I have noticed you've lost weight. How much have you lost?"

Trust me on this one, under NO circumstances should you EVER respond with any of these:

"You finally got your uni-brow waxed."
"Yes, I see those botox injections do make your lips look fuller."
"GOOD long were you asleep in the tanning bed before they found you!?"
"Cool - you got that tooth fixed."
"Congratulations - when is the due date!"

Hope this helps you guys. No, no need to visit. The doctor said I will be out of the hospital tomorrow.

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